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21st Century Grown-Ass Housekeeping
And now, young son, your Uncle Scott is going to guide you across the hazardous terrain of housekeeping. You’re already familiar with the...

Scott Robinson
Feb 9, 20212 min read


How to Build Your Own Belief!
If you’re in the market for beliefs, there is of course no shortage. They’re everywhere! You can’t turn around without tripping over one,...

Scott Robinson
Jan 23, 202110 min read


My Number
“It may seem odd to you that I’ve never asked your number,” she said across the dinner table. She kept her voice a bit low, as there were...

Scott Robinson
Nov 21, 20206 min read


Julie Andrews Redux
"MY FAVORITE THINGS" Corny affections and soft Journey crooning, Hour-long backrubs and reacharound spooning, Lengthy French kisses as...

Scott Robinson
Nov 21, 20201 min read


Hot Nerd Talk
So what are you wearing right now? An Apple watch Tell me EVERYTHING you're wearing right now! An Apple watch See, now I won't be able to...

Scott Robinson
Nov 14, 20202 min read


Money, Guns, and Dildos
For all the gun lobby’s endless ranting about the Second Amendment and the citizen’s right to fight back against the Big...

Scott Robinson
Nov 14, 20203 min read


The Carpet and the Drapes
I feel it a matter of principle, as I am so free and loose with what I consider my best thoughts, that I openly confess my even-more...

Scott Robinson
Nov 14, 20204 min read


The Long Flirt
Boys flirt. Grown-Ass Men flirt, too, but they know the difference between boy flirting and Grown-Ass Man flirting. Boys flirt in the...

Scott Robinson
Oct 29, 20202 min read


Woman Watching
Men notice women. Women notice men. We’re wired to notice the opposite sex, and to experience attraction when we do. We couldn’t shut it...

Scott Robinson
Sep 1, 20204 min read


All Grown-Ass Men Love Batman
“There are 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman.” ~Pinterest meme Since I was...

Scott Robinson
Aug 30, 20205 min read


Rapture Terror
The idea of the “End Times”, that era of human history either directly before or directly after the Second Coming of Christ (depending on...

Scott Robinson
Aug 22, 20206 min read


Church Camp
When you spend as much time in church as families like ours did – which is to say, every moment of every day you weren’t at home or in...

Scott Robinson
Aug 22, 202010 min read


Under the Sheets
When I was a kid, growing up immersed in Midwestern Fundamentalism, we had to be pretty innovative in seeking out fun. We spent an...

Scott Robinson
Aug 18, 20202 min read


The Smell of the Lord
So I’m walking into a Baptist church in the Midwest for a wedding, and I hold the door for the maid of honor. As I step inside, I’m hit...

Scott Robinson
Aug 12, 20203 min read


LemonLyman.com
White House Social Media Disasters The perils of social media are known to us all at this point, regardless of our station or role in the...

Scott Robinson
Aug 1, 202010 min read


Saturday Morning Cartoons
I am an early riser. It is not unusual for me to be out of bed before 7am on a Saturday morning, ready to write in the quiet of a house...

Scott Robinson
Jun 6, 20204 min read


Sex Toy Story 4
Let no one find surprising my interest in seeing Toy Story 4, latest in a long series of endearing and nostalgic films about the secret...

Scott Robinson
May 31, 20205 min read


The Apex Predators' Summit
Pushing through the early morning stillness with a quiet yet disturbing presence, the Lion strode purposefully into the clearing. The...

Scott Robinson
May 31, 20207 min read


Better Relationships Thru Texting!
It may interest you to know, gentle reader, that texting has far surpassed the phone call as humanity’s primary channel of remote...

Scott Robinson
May 31, 20203 min read


ADD Folks Have Been Around for a Loooong Time!
Since ADD arrives in our minds through our genes, it’s been part of the human story for many millennia – far back in prehistory. This...

Scott Robinson
May 28, 20205 min read
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